Why Is This Cookie So Sad?

     We encountered this poor, sad cookie at a bakery not to be named. Maybe he is afraid of the prospect of being eaten. Maybe the other cookies are taunting him because he's different. Leave your reason why in my comments, and the winner will be announced on November 10th. Entries are due by November 5th. Good luck!

The Curse of the Giant Cookies

The Girl Scouts marching in their cookie outfits.

     Help! I'm about to be eaten by a giant Carmel de Lite! (Or for you other folks out there, Samoa!) Last year at the Old Settler's day parade these giant cookies rampaged the streets, nipping the heads off of innocent bystanders... or not. *Sigh*. Unfortunately, not, but they were pretty darn terrifying.

     This one looks hungry...

That banner was hard to carry, okay! The wind was blowing in our direction.

     So, anyway... We have to sell Girl Scout cookies soon, and we don't like it any more that those parents out there do, so buy cookies! We will love you forever! Support your local Girl Scouts!!!
     Sorry, got a little carried away there. (Breath in... breath out) Today also happens to be my blog's first birthday! To all you (relatively) young whippersnappers out there, start a blog! Name it Darth Vader's Kittens! Do something with it! Don't just sit on the name! But most importantly, have a nice day.

 Credit for the photos goes to DF, Darling Father.

Children and Tigers and Snacks, Oh My!

     This was not staged. Darling Father, the master of photography and photo angles, managed to snap this picture of the small child becoming the subject of this supposedly wildcat's snack. (I think it's an albino tiger.) Perhaps the school board should investigate this heinous (and hilarious) act. Perhaps not.